Rockdogs stage anti-book protest
The world’s greatest unsigned rock band, the RockDogs were furious yesterday when first drafts of a new RockDogs book were leaked.
“I’ve been replaced by a girl,” sobbed Smegs. “And she took my car and everything.”
“Well, I got a new last name,” said Zeke Skelter, “an’ it’s crap!”
“What was your last name before?” the others asked ...
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Rockdogs to party like it’s ..err 2008
The world greatest unsigned band the RockDogs today announced that 2008 will be the year that they finally reach all their goals and become the biggest band in the world. The RockDogs’ goals for 2008 include
1) signing a record deal,
2) making a gazillion dollars,
3) more
RockDogs November Update
RockDogs visit local TV station
The world’s greatest unsigned sewer rock band, the RockDogs, are currently sussing out TV stations for their upcoming ‘untitled’ animated reality TV show as part of their plan ...
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Urgent Recall Notice
RockDogs.com would like everyone to know that they are recalling all merchandise due to the current lead paint scare.
RockDogs lead singer and shaman Zeke confirmed the recall in a press release today. He said that the band’s concern was only for their fans and not for the millions of dollars in potential lawsuits if some kid swallows some ...
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RockDogs Launch New Official Merchandise Range
The RockDogs are very excited about their new official merchandise range that’s just been launched.
Although Zeke was concerned that the marketing department needs to have a good long hard look at itself. I mean look how big this cap is! Who on earth's gonna be able to fit into this. I can understand the need for ...
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RockDogs Sack Glenn Wheatley.
The world’s greatest unsigned band the RockDogs no longer want legendry manager Glenn Wheatley to manage their band.
In fact Zeke the RockDogs soon-to-be legendry singer and band spokesman had been leaving messages and writing emails, sending demos and offering to do Wheatley’s laundry in the hope of getting Glenn's attention. But now that ...
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RockDogs on tour with Burt Bacharach
Classic sewer rock almost-legends, the Rockdogs are currently on tour with the super legendary Burt Bacharach.
RockDogs spokesman and singer Zeke said, “I can’t believe our luck. One minute we’re in bed smoking joints with Peter Garrett and Bono just hanging around in a ...
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RockDogs to save Pasha Bulker!
Irritatingly brilliant teen band the RockDogs have unveiled plans to save the stricken ship the Pasha Bulker. The Rockdogs rescue effort comes as the bulk carrier threatens to spill millions of gigalitres of unenvironmentally-friendly oil into the ocean and ruining the holidays of at least ten people on the Newcastle coast.
RockDogs spokesman ...
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Bad Ass Update, June '07
Hi Everyone, its BadAss here, and I thought it was time to get organised and write about what's new and in the pipeline for the RockDogs site.
Firstly you'll notice that the site's had a facelift a few weeks back. It all happened compliments of the week I managed to wag off work pretending to be sick, cough, cough! ...
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RockDogs meet Leo Sayer!
Wannabe Teen rockers the RockDogs met music Legend Leo Sayer to get a few tips about the music business.
Although it is uncertain whether the RockDogs actually knew who he was before they met, the RockDogs were certainly singing his praises afterwards.
“He makes me feel like dancing!” giggled Zeke, “He’s a total legend and not a boring old ...
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