RockDogs manager Baz today welcomed the police investigation into his broken laptop and television which has so far mystified experts. They’ve both been damaged beyond recognition,” lamented Baz, “It’s as though someone dropped them from a great height.”

There were recent claims that a documentary film crew managed to capture some of the last moments of the appliances, but this has been denied. The filmmakers, who were engaged by Baz to film “webisodes” of the upcoming band’s home life in case they ever get famous, have denied all knowledge and hired expensive lawyers.

Baz does not suspect the RockDogs of any wrongdoing though, as they are “good kids, who love me and respect my possessions,” he said. “Except for that bass player though – he gets me right in the…"

Even though he believes in their innocence, should the police fail to uncover any truth, Baz plans to wire the entire band up to a lie detector and send them to Kyle Sandilands for interrogation.

“He’ll get some answers,” said Baz, “he’s a great hero of mine.”